Let me summarize our work for you: people pay us to travel the world and perform… various functions. Sometimes we go to a cool area, and other times it’s to not-so-cool areas. And in our spare time, we provide training and drink beer.
We provide practical, professional, and uncomplicated services.
We don’t like our clients having headaches or to give them headaches.
Nor do we like them not having time to drink beer.
So, if they have headaches, let it be only from the hangover.
Some clients don’t even think about this. Fine, up to them.
Others, however, know that these are essential requirements and guarantees, and they are the first thing they look for when they require services like ours.
Some do it because they are like that, and others do it because they have learned it.
Because they have learned it the hard way.
By hiring unprofessional people, collaborating with partners who don’t do what they say, employing staff who don’t have the qualities or knowledge they claim to have, or making deals with companies that are not what they seem.
And that, when you work in finance or IT, is a pain in the ass.
Or when you have a bar, and you hire a waiter who spills drinks on customers.
Such a situation.
But when you do for a living what we do…
…and things go wrong at a difficult time, or in a foreign country…
…and on top of that the staff you have hired or that you work with do not respond adequately, then…
…then that is when you are totally screwed.
For this reason, people with experience and an old hand due to situations like this (unfortunately) value practicality, professionalism and that everything goes smoothly.
Ultimately, that is why people usually pay someone else.
And that is why people prefer to hire John Wick rather than Johnny English.
Because they want something they cannot do, do not know how to do or do not have time to do, and they want it done well, without problems, and without complications.
We better leave the laughs for another time.
And that’s why we set up this company.
We were tired of so much unnecessary hassle.
Of so many catastrophic situations due to nonsense caused by the lack of professionalism, the lack of seriousness, or the total ineptitude of certain people.
And I know that, probably, you know what I’m talking about.
Maybe you even smiled while reading this, and some similar situations came to your mind.
Situations that, when you like your job, you’ve spent years dedicating yourself to it and preparing for it, you don’t understand that they can happen.
Things that make you not understand why certain people continue to hold certain positions.
Things so absurd that they would never have crossed your mind.
Or things so tricky that, even after a while, you are still fascinated that everything’s coming up Milhouse.
And yet, against all odds, you continue to stand firm.
You continue to not let yourself be carried away by the disappointment that comes from seeing so much sleaze around you.
You continue to give everything you know and to work hard, because, deep down, all those situations turned out well thanks to the professionalism of a small group of people who, thanks to the whims of the Gods, were working together at the same time and place.
And then, you continue to believe, you continue to maintain the illusion.
Not everything is lost.
Not yet.
Well, that, exactly that, is what made us form the company and start offering our services.
We were tired of doing the dirty work so that others could take the credit.
Of paying the price for those who do not know how or do not want to be professionals. And mainly, of not being able to get together more often to drink beer and tell the stories of all those catastrophic situations.
If you’re lucky, maybe one of them will slip through the weekly geopolitical reports and you can enjoy it too.
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